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  1. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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  2. deleted user 55874

    deleted user 55874 Island Girl Banned!

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    Am I the only who writes with a pen and a paper? :bucktooth:

    382 words written, 7,503 left. :meh::rolleyes:

    I know what to write but... I don't know how to write it! I seriously stare at my notebook for hours trying to come up with a decent paragraph! :nailbiting::hungover: I'm dead. :dead:
     
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    1. Little Miss K
      I have pages and pages of notes written by the time I have typed out my story!:rolleyes:

      Glad to see you are writing!:)
       
      Little Miss K, Sep 16, 2016
    2. DarkThunder
      I mix it; I think about 900 words I've written were on paper, mostly because I had it nearby. That's pretty much the same way I've been struggling with my story :p
       
      DarkThunder, Sep 16, 2016
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  3. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    SHUT UP, AND STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!:eek::arghh::eek1:

    I just had the biggest spider I have ever seen, (literally, and I don't use that word lightly!) run across my foot while sitting at my desk.:nailbiting: Instead of freaking out, I followed it, trapped it between a running shoe, and a dirty sock, took it to the window and let it go.

    I feel like a super human with powers right now!!! Strong!!! Everybody write about me! :laugh:

    I'm telling you it was HUGE!

    [​IMG]

    Seriously...:oops: I am pretty proud of myself right now. :shy: It really was big.:nailbiting:
     
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    1. ahorsewithnoname
      Any particular reason why you didn't just squash the mofo? My feeling is this...if I'm outside my house and I run across a spider (or other critter), I move away. I won't even intentionally run over a snake in the road. However, if it is inside my four walls...fuck that shit. Got 2 dogs, 2 cats, and some fish. Anything else moving aside from humans is going to have a very, very bad day.

      [​IMG]
       
      ahorsewithnoname, Sep 16, 2016
    2. DarkThunder
      Actually, did you know that 'erotic' creepy-crawly exists?
       
      DarkThunder, Sep 16, 2016
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    3. Little Miss K
      There was NOTHING erotic about this! :eek::yuck::nailbiting:
       
      Little Miss K, Sep 16, 2016
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  4. tonybs

    tonybs Porn Star

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    I'm here as well. I had an idea, a really good idea, but it just didn't gel into a story. I tried not thinking about it, I tried being determined. I tried thinking of other stories, but nothing original was coming to mind, lots of retreads of other stories I'd written.

    Then I remembered an idea I'd had and started a few scenes last year sometime, that got put aside as I worked on other things. 3 days later, that's now largely written. I have some scenes to flesh out, but the story's there. I like it.

    And I can't imagine writing with pen and paper, that's a horrible idea.
     
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      That would usually get said woman court marshaled under section 134 of the uniform code of military justice. But that's her problem, not his.
       
      tonybs, Sep 16, 2016
    3. wantsomefun
      Not if no one talks.

      [​IMG]
       
      wantsomefun, Sep 16, 2016
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    4. tonybs
      Then they'll just throw paragraph 96 of article 134 at you, obstructing justice.
       
      tonybs, Sep 16, 2016
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    5. wantsomefun
      You're no fun.
       
      wantsomefun, Sep 16, 2016
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    6. tonybs
      This is the military we're talking about, fun is not what they're about. And paragraph 95 is even better, if you know, and don't say, that is in itself an offense.
       
      tonybs, Sep 16, 2016
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  5. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    Ah the UCMJ the bible of all JAG officers everywhere!
     
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  6. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    So I had a story that I tried writing for a previous CAW, it just didn't work. I think with a major rework it could be good for this theme, maybe even really good.

    So far I am really liking what I have written. If I can translate the rest of my thoughts to words, I may be doing the happy dance.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. BiStander
      Having the thought is always the easy part, translation is the part that kills the happy dance.
       
      BiStander, Sep 17, 2016
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  7. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    HMMM A STRONG WOMAN STORY FOR UNCLE? HMM Let's see he drinks she kicks his ass and he drinks more yup a match made in heaven maybe? LOL
     
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      I'm not sure you know me as well as you think you do.

      *not_secure_link*anotherimg.dazedgroup.netdna-cdn.com/786/azure/another-prod/340/2/342194.jpg
       
      UncleB71, Sep 17, 2016
  8. BlackRonin

    BlackRonin Porn Star

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    I could still use a hand with the proofreading, if anyone can spare a bit of time from theirs.

    Hope everybody's is coming along well.
     
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  9. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    I would Ronin but I suck at proofing. UGH! I mean I REALLY suck at it! lol
     
  10. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    omg!:eek:I HAVE TO SIT ON THIS ANOTHER 9 days! :mad:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:arghh: I swear:banghead: this is taking forever for me:dead:
     
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    1. Little Miss K
      A Queen would be a great character for this theme! :thumbsup:

      I'm just not sure about a Drama Queen. :p:laugh::hilarious:

      Patience dear Pars, we are almost there. :geek:
       
      Little Miss K, Sep 21, 2016
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  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    *not_secure_link*www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/VH-Random-patience-is-a-virtue.jpg

    There's no law saying you can't write something else. Churn out a non-entry if you like, or start something completely new. Don't limit yourself to CAWs and KAWs. Their themes are starting points, but that's it. You've been around long enough to know a zillion different story ideas can be made to fit a Host's theme, but that means there are nearly a zillion not yet written.

    So get to work.
     
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  12. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    Just a quick note to let you know that you still have time! :)

    Get going and join the group. All you need to do is write! :writing:
     
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      How much time again ?

      NM:

      Submissions from Sept. 30th - Oct. 8th.
       
      CharlesWolf, Sep 21, 2016
  13. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    *SIGH*:depressed: still 7 friggin days to go!:( OH!:arghh: The inhumanity of it all!:eek:
     
  14. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Seven days?

    [​IMG]

    Oh well, there's always tomorrow, right?
     
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      Amen to that! I'll write it tomorrow!

      Or maybe the day after that.
       
      UncleB71, Sep 23, 2016
  15. tonybs

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    It's seven days before you can submit. It's 15 days before you're too late. That's long enough to write a couple, or write one good one and let it mature for a while.
     
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  16. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    You haven't watched me write.

    *not_secure_link*thegreathumanpuzzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/etching.jpg
     
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  17. DarkThunder

    DarkThunder Porno Junky

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    I'm kinda slow too, unfortunately. But I made some progress and almost done with the beginning, so it should flow more smoothly soon.
     
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  18. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I guess the correct term to use for my entry is "evolving". As I write, I come up with ideas that require foreshadowing or background, so I keep changing things. Ugh. Maybe I'm trying too hard.
     
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    1. BiStander
      You are, but that's what perfectionists do. :)
       
      BiStander, Sep 23, 2016
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    2. wantsomefun
      If I were a perfectionist I'd find more errors.

      [​IMG]
       
      wantsomefun, Sep 24, 2016
    3. BiStander
      I didn't say you were a good perfectionist.
       
      BiStander, Sep 24, 2016
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  19. BiStander

    BiStander Tale teller

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    I finally finished a 13,000-word chapter in the long story I'm writing, so I can dedicate the next week to this short story.
    Does anyone happen to know a way to save an OpenOffice document as a text file and turn paragraphs breaks into two line in the text file? I have been trying for two years to figure out a way to not have to manually add the blank lines between paragraphs so I can post chapters on sexstories. The other sites I post on take html documents, so it's simple, save as...
     
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    1. BiStander
      The answer in case anyone cares, find $ replace with \n\n that will turn one paragraph mark into two.
       
      BiStander, Sep 24, 2016
  20. DarkThunder

    DarkThunder Porno Junky

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    Word warping. Turn it off, then copy, and it should be fine (at least in Notepad that's how it is).
     
    1. BiStander
      Hm, if it's that simple, I'm going to be pretty annoyed that I wasted so much time.
       
      BiStander, Sep 24, 2016
    2. BiStander
      Okay, good, I'm not annoyed that I wasted so much time, but it sucks that I still don't have a way to get a blank line between paragraphs. I need to find a command that can find and replace the paragraph code and turn it into two paragraph codes. Then it has a space in the text file.
       
      BiStander, Sep 24, 2016
    3. tonybs
      If it were like real office, you should be able to search for "^p" and replace with "^p^p". (I think.)
       
      tonybs, Sep 25, 2016
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    4. BiStander
      It's not really office it's free office.
       
      BiStander, Sep 25, 2016
    5. DarkThunder
      Ah, sorry... thought it might be similar issue.
       
      DarkThunder, Sep 30, 2016